Like every breed, Chihuahuas may be candy, and they are often naughty. Because the previous poem goes, when they’re good, they’re very, excellent, and when they’re dangerous, they’re horrid!
Preserve this in thoughts as you learn the story of Prancer, a 2-year-old fawn-colored Chihuahua at present residing in New Jersey with veteran rescuer and foster mother, Tyfanee Fortuna.
In a hilarious and brutally trustworthy Fb submit, Fortuna describes her house as a “demonic Chihuahua hellscape” ever since Prancer got here alongside. The difficult pup joined Fortuna, her husband, and their seven canine and 12 cats a number of months in the past.
When he first got here alongside, Prancer was “overweight, sporting a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him.” His aged proprietor didn’t socialize Prancer earlier than passing away and unleashing the very nervous and confused pup upon the world.
The primary week with Fortuna, poor Prancer was quiet and reserved…however then he acquired comfy and have become “a vessel for a traumatized Victorian little one that now haunts our house,” the rescuer writes. So, simply how a lot bother can a 13-pound pocket pooch trigger? Try this hysterically descriptive excerpt from the now-viral adoption advert:
Prancer solely likes girls. Nothing else. He hates males greater than girls do, which says so much. You probably have a husband don’t hassle making use of, until you hate him. Prancer has lived with a person for six months and nonetheless has not accepted him. He bonds to a girl/girls, and takes his job of safety severely. He provides higher safety than capitol safety. This additionally extends to different animals. Produce other canine? Cats? Don’t apply until they like being shaken up like a ragdoll by a 13lb rage machine. This can be complicated to folks, as he at present lives with my different 7 canine and 12 cats. That’s as a result of we now have considerably come to an settlement that it’s incorrect to assault the opposite animals. However that episode of The Workplace the place Michael Scott silently whispers “I’ll kill you.” to Toby? That’s Prancer having to begrudgingly coexist with everybody once I’m round.
We additionally talked about no youngsters for Prancer. I believe at this level, you possibly can think about why. He’s by no means been within the presence of a kid, however I can already think about the demonic noises and shaking fury that may erupt from his physique if he was. Prancer desires to be your solely little one.
However don’t fear, Fortuna is cautious to level out Prancer’s optimistic traits, too:
He’s loyal past perception, though to let you know a secret his complicated is de facto only a facade for his concern. If somebody tried to kill you I can assure he would run away screeching. However so far as companionship, you’ll by no means be alone once more. He likes to go for automotive rides, he’s housebroken, he is aware of a number of primary instructions, he’s quiet and non damaging when left alone at house, and regardless that we name him bologna face he’s sort of cute to have a look at.
View the pleasant submit in its entirety right here:
Consider it or not, Fortuna’s bare honesty works! Prancer now has a number of adoption inquiries from all around the world, because of her writing abilities. Nevertheless, because the submit explains, Prancer can not go to simply anybody. This “Chucky doll in a canine’s physique” should be adopted by an individual or couple residing inside two hours of New Jersey. Fortuna says it is because “we’d like the adopter to have the ability to meet him in individual, possibly a few occasions to bond with him and ensure we’re capable of assist assist his adjustment.”
In case you meet the standards listed within the submit and are excited about adopting your very personal “haunted Victorian little one,” contact Second Probability Pet Adoption League at email@example.com. Bear in mind, at solely 2-years-old, Prancer is prone to “stay to be 21 by way of pure spite.”