UPDATE 6:56PM EST: WELL WELL WELL FLESH BEINGS. It looks like y’all gave us enough nuts. But so help me I will hack this account if ONE TOE steps out of line. TYVM these nuts will last us until next year.

GOOD AFTERNOON DOG PEOPLE. If you’re reading this right now, I bet you’re wondering why we squirrels have taken the precious dumb BarkBox socials media hostage. (See also our hacked stories.)

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Maybe you’re even wondering how a humble crepuscular creature like me could make such dank memes, exhibit impeccable Photoshop skills, and hack past 2-factor authentications of business socials media.

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Let me just say, that like our friends the octopuses… Y’all underestimate us.

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So. WHY are we doing this???

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These dog people were out here peddling peanut boxes so we bought 1,000 of them and they were full??? Of??? Toy??? Not??? Nut???????

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So, we hacked their page lolz, GIVE US NUTS, IDIOTS. And maybe we’ll give your precious electronic picture books back. MAYBE.

PS: STOP REPORTING US.

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WE JUST PUT IT BACK UP!

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Also, please enjoy some of our artwork.

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